Automatic Monkey Trousers
What is that strange yelping sound in the background on songs by The Automatic? It sounds like a monkey or something. Me, I say this: Primates on pop songs? No! It sounds pants.
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Congratulations to the Arctic Monkeys who scooped two awards – best British band and best British album – at the BRITs in London last night. I don’t really like their music, it’s a little pedestrian...
View ArticleTelling Teenage Fortunes
No.6 You will realize that you took your stabilizers off too early. You will realize this only when it is too late to put them back on. (Today’s playlist: Brinsley Schwarz – Despite It All Arctic...
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Great news! You can drop the Arctic Monkeys from your iPods and replace them with Bucks Fizz. The 1981 Eurovision winners are reforming. Oh boy! I can’t wait, me. I’ll be there at Easter, dancing to...
View ArticleOblique Angles
Whilst it has often been said that yours truly bears more than a casual resemblance to the Hollywood actor Hugh Grant, it is also slightly less commonly accepted that of the two of us, I am the one who...
View ArticleParklife
I really have not done enough research to have a definite opinion on the subject – and I certainly would not profess to being an expert in the matter, but aren’t park keepers odd? Audrey evacuated her...
View ArticlePeoms for Punky Pets – monkey dept.
Monkeys Are Not the Only Fruit Think about oranges Think about grapes Think about pears for once And give me a break.…
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